Fuck Prince Charming.
I wish I had something interesting to post.
My mom called to tell me that she made a pie and left it on the counter to cool. She took a nap, and when she woke up, the top of the pie was gone. My cat ate it.
lipsticklullabies:

runawayheart:

lipsticklullabies:

Introducing a new series of books:
Twinkle
New Boyfran
Total Eclipse Of The Hart
Breaking The Condom
Coming to a bookstore near you!

OMG MARRY ME NAO

KK! LUL, I’M SO SAD.

lipsticklullabies:

runawayheart:

lipsticklullabies:

Introducing a new series of books:

Twinkle

New Boyfran

Total Eclipse Of The Hart

Breaking The Condom

Coming to a bookstore near you!

OMG MARRY ME NAO

KK! LUL, I’M SO SAD.

If I had $250, it would be spent on this.

If I had $250, it would be spent on this.

Last one I swear. I’ve reached a new low.

Last one I swear. I’ve reached a new low.

OMG GUYS LOOK I TOTALLY MET TAYLOR LAUTNER AND HE MADE LOVE TO ME!11!~*

OMG GUYS LOOK I TOTALLY MET TAYLOR LAUTNER AND HE MADE LOVE TO ME!11!~*

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The Strokes

lazylovers:

Yaaay for Christmas cats.

lazylovers:

Yaaay for Christmas cats.
You're all such beautiful people :) I love you.
I wish I could hug you all. Every single one of you.